Dear Mr Sore Eye Virus,

Why must you come to my eye today? I was looking forward to the non-residential camp you know.Why must you drop by in my brother's eye last weekend?Why can't you just come during the holidays?Now my right eye is as per normal and my left eye looks so small like Christopher's eyes.You suck.And tell Mr Fate that he's pissing me off real back and he has a nack for doing that.

Please ask him to get a life or find Mrs Fate real quick.Could you tell Mr Fate to stop me from running into that fucktard? It's really irritating.Hope you can convey these message to him.Also, tell him that I'll write him a ltter too when I'm really pissed with him.Thank you and get away from my real soon.

Once again, thank you!

Hate,
Hannah